February 2012
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It really grinds my gears...
…the that DVR always seems to stop 30 seconds before the show is over.
What’s up with that?
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C'mon, don't put my name on the jacket
There are times in your life when you want your name on your jacket, like in high school or even college, but after that, unless the word ‘Coach’ precedes it, there is just no call for it.
So when a relative that does embroidery offered to get me a free windbreaker I asked for a blue one with a NY (Giants) logo on it. At first site I loved it, except that they felt the need to stitch...
When you go to shut down your laptop cause the...
…and you frantically rush for the power brick before #@$%#$%
{insert relevant gif here}
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Song I recall hearing when my brother first got me...
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When you wash your hands and the pump soap zips...
as though it was…
January 2012
34 posts
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Don’t worry about a thing, ‘Cause...
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Don’t we all feel this way on some odd and...
Was it silly of me to expect that this tripod...
I guess when I threw out the receipt and the box a few weeks ago I was assuming (always a bad choice) that this relatively cheep tripod would work just fine. So when I tried to use it last night for some slow shutter portrait shots it wouldn’t stay level, tilting to one side ever so annoyingly slightly. How utterly disappointing and useless.
So last night, aside from the failed photo...
When you try to throw out an old garbage can...
…but the garbage men leave it cause they thinks its your garbage can.
yes, next time I will put a sign on it
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Miles and miles, It’s just a dust storm....
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Worst commercial EVER
Not because it was in poor taste or stupid, but the fact that it was intended to rip off the poor and stupid, or maybe just those who just don’t understand numbers.
Westernsky.com had a loan-you-money-right-now commercial where even the announcer said that ‘yes, our rates are expensive’, but I can only hope that anyone can realize just how expensive.
They say RIGHT THERE on the...
Family: Don't you have any friends?
Me: I have loads of friends from all over the world!
Family: No, not those weirdos you talk to on the internet
Me: ...... how dare you insult my family like that...
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This Spotify thing ain't so bad
Free music player with a huge range of music to pick from, old, new, whatever. No lag whatsoever. I highly recommend it.
Nice to albums in completeness, as the music listening experience was once designed to be
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Fuck if we don’t need some Ramones today to...
“Every generation imagines itself to be more intelligent than the one that went...”
– George Orwell
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Breathing
Breathing has become a drag, been tiring for a long while now. Relentless task, the senseless repetition drives me insane. To sleep beneath the waves, and still wake up, will never come to be. Even now, countless times each night I surge from sleep, for I have forgotten to breathe, and it robs from my life in the light. Gathered thoughts, now drawn only from ventures through others, supplant the...
Anonymous asked: Hiya! How old are you? I love your blog by the way! It always puts me in a happy mood lol.
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If you were right, I'd agree with you
Waiting 4 hours for the coffee maker to descale is...
Getting it on the outside. Anyone need anything?
If I never see another screaming pig on TV...
…it will be too soon
Finally get a chance to go play ball...
…and the school is closed, wtf?
Might as well eat a shit ton of pizza and get fat
~sigh~
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However far away, I will always love you. ...
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Entrapped
Over there, by the corner of the garage where the fence meets the wall at an obvious juncture, they blow. The leaves, in a circular vengeance they rise and fall with the wind, captured within the unnatural conspiracy of angles a pattern never the same, yet never different. Blink your eyes quickly and for a moment they freeze in space, brown crisps reveal their now weathered sieve of...
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One day they'll make dog food lids less sharp than...
…and I won’t have a cut on my knuckle that refuses to stay closed for days
Tempted to crazy glue the fucker
You've grown older when your friends no longer...
And driving through old neighborhoods is small consolation
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Tried making a latte with skim milk
Nope
How am I supposed to start my healthy kick...
I may have to make one last late night fridge raid at 11:30
..and Happy New Years my tumblr friends
as much as I hate seeing another year pass, the sound of 2012 rings rather nicely
When you get all these website Happy Birthday...
…cause you don’t ever feel like signing up with your real Bday
December 2011
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“Adversity causes some to break; others to break records.”
– William A. Ward
When someone disappoints and basically pisses you...
…and you’re like, okay, so this makes up for it all?
The business of life in perspective is more than tricky, it can be gut wrenching at times
But time always tells, doesn’t it?
Hope you all had a nice holiday
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metamorphose: Inpatient →
m-e-t-a-m-o-r-p-h-o-s-e:
I’m so sorry for disappearing again. In the hospital - medical floor. Tube down my nose (the tape wasn’t sticking so they just piled it on and I’m waiting for them to redo it properly). I don’t know how long it’s going to be and it’s making me so anxious.
They just turned the lights off in the…
Don’t really know you, but hope you get well enough to leave...
